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  • Classes started. FOLs

    January 27, 2011 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
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  • Only one more week of Winter Break left. FOLs

    January 16, 2011 | 3 Comments | Post Comment
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    • Princetonian 6:10 pm on January 16, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      Grow a pair, we only have 2 weeks of Winter Break.

      • Cruisin' Cornell 6:12 pm on January 21, 2011 Permalink | Reply

        But you guys start school in mid to late September. We start in late August.

    • Cornellian 7:11 pm on January 18, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      I actually want to go back. Winter break is wayyyyy too long, but not long enough for a full internship.

  • All of my pants are too short. FML

    January 13, 2011 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
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  • Keep accidentally using words like prefrosh and prelim and home. Not only do people not know what I’m talking about, but I come off as pretentious. FMVocabulary

    January 13, 2011 | 1 Comments | Post Comment
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    • Anonymous 11:15 pm on January 14, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      How are any of those words pretentious? I can understand if you mix in SAT vocabulary as part of your colloquial English, but those?…

  • Cornell is my dream school but I’m too stupid to get in.  FML

    January 1, 2011 | 19 Comments | Post Comment
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    • Harvard '14 5:06 pm on January 1, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      Wait, is “too stupid for cornell” possible???

      • Columbia '12 4:05 am on January 6, 2011 Permalink | Reply

        As expected of a Harvard student. Half of your graduating class is going to end up unemployed, and with that attitude, you’re probably going to be one of them unless your daddy’s money can buy your way in again. Get a life.

        • Brown'13 12:40 am on January 7, 2011 Permalink

          Half? O_o

          But yeah, successful troll is successful.

        • MIT '15 5:32 pm on January 8, 2011 Permalink

          What’s a Harvard?

    • rofl 7:44 pm on January 1, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      Really? Too stupid to get into Cornell? really?

      • Columbia '12 4:05 am on January 6, 2011 Permalink | Reply

        I get the feeling all 3 of these comments were written by the same snob at Harvard.

    • Loling 12:28 am on January 6, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      LOL

      • Cornell is clearly better than Harvard 11:37 am on January 6, 2011 Permalink | Reply

        Harvard sucks and you know it. Clearly that’s why you’re on our website. You’re jealous. Don’t be hatin’ man.

    • Cornellian 11:34 am on January 6, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      Don’t give up! Transfer! Lots of people transfer. Many of my friends are transfers. And it’s actually a better idea since you can get a lot of the harder requirements out of the way somewhere easier. You can do it!! We’ll see you here soon!

      • Anonymous 3:43 pm on January 6, 2011 Permalink | Reply

        Wow man. As if there weren’t enough transfers in Cornell already….

        • Brown'13 12:41 am on January 7, 2011 Permalink

          That’s douchiness I didn’t expect from Cornell.

        • Cornellian 2:29 pm on January 7, 2011 Permalink

          There’s nothing wrong with transferring. You’re just jealous they don’t have to take the ridiculously hard classes and you do.

      • Anonymous 11:15 pm on January 8, 2011 Permalink | Reply

        There’s nothing wrong with transferring. What is wrong though is that Cornell fucking takes anyone with a 3.7+ from community colleges. Seriously every one out of two students I meet turns out to be a transfer. They’re everywhere!!!!!!!!!

        @Brown’13…it happens…lol

        • Cornellian2 10:34 am on January 11, 2011 Permalink

          Community Colleges aren’t as easy as we think they are. 3.7+ still takes a lot of hard work. Don’t be a prick just cuz they don’t have to go through the hell that we do.

        • @Cornellian2 11:19 pm on January 14, 2011 Permalink

          Nope. They’re even easier. I’ve taken classes at community colleges. They’re a joke compared to what engineers go through here.

        • Cornellian33 12:17 am on January 23, 2011 Permalink

          “like”

          I agree with Cornellian2.
          community college classes are a joke,
          nothing compared to the hell that we go through,
          and guess what…they get the same degree as us….
          how is that fair?

    • NYU 13' 11:24 pm on January 12, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      Did not think this was possible.

      • Anonymous 11:17 pm on January 14, 2011 Permalink | Reply

        LOL…Probably the same Harvard guy posing as a NYU student to mock Cornell even further.

        • crimsonlove 8:50 pm on January 31, 2011 Permalink

          Though I accept your underlying acknowledgement of our superior intellect with grace, I’m pretty sure it doesn’t take a Harvard education to agree with the sentiments of NYU ‘13, rofl, or my fellow Harvard ‘14.

  • I go to SUNY-Ithaca. FML

    January 1, 2011 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
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  • 1 class just ruined my GPA FML

    December 24, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment
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  • Student center lied, I actually passed calc! MLIG!!

    December 20, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
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  • After being on the fritz the entire semester, my power adapter for my laptop has officially died. FML

    December 19, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
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  • Walking home with my boyfriend after our last exam, he informed me that he wanted to start next semester fresh… without me. FML

    December 17, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment
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    • TryAgain! 2:58 am on December 17, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      That happened to me too. FOL

  • I’m lucky to get my cup size as a final grade in my favorite class. FML.

    December 16, 2010 | 4 Comments | Post Comment
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    • Anonymous 1:18 pm on January 4, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      you must have small tits

      • TitsMcGee 2:31 pm on January 7, 2011 Permalink | Reply

        With this- I wish.

    • Loling 12:29 am on January 6, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      So you’re either unlucky and smart or gifted and dumb. Ouch.

      • TitsMcGee 2:32 pm on January 7, 2011 Permalink | Reply

        But what if they’re not that big, but not small? (Not Bs, not Ds) MLIA?

  • I still have 2 finals on Friday. FML

    December 16, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
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  • I am done with exams! Thank goodness! MLIG!

    December 15, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
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  • 4/5 Finals down. 1 more to go!!! MLWillBG

    December 15, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
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  • Extremely long final paper due Thursday at noon, haven’t even started it yet. IDGAF. But still, FML.

    December 15, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
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