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• Today, I’m taking a prelim for an engineering class based on equations, without a formula sheet. FML.

  March 2, 2011 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

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  • Anonymous 7:29 pm on March 5, 2011 Permalink | Reply
    

    Cool story, bro

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• My week – Monday: Chinese quiz. Tuesday: Biochem quiz, physics quiz. Wednesday: Chinese presentation. Thursday: Biochem prelim, repro lab quiz. Friday: Repro prelim, physics problem set, Chinese quiz. FML.

  February 25, 2011 | 2 Comments | Post Comment

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  • Anonymous 2:06 pm on February 25, 2011 Permalink | Reply
    

    May the force be with you.

    • lift up your hearts 12:06 pm on March 10, 2011 Permalink | Reply
      

      And also with you.

• Yesterday, it was 50 degrees and beautiful. Today, it’s 15 degrees and snowing like crazy. FOIthacanLs

  February 19, 2011 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• Long distance is fine until you realize that you can’t have sex during the school year because of distance and you can’t have sex on break because of parental supervision. FML

  February 18, 2011 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

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  • Anonymous 11:58 pm on February 23, 2011 Permalink | Reply
    

    EXACTLY! Let’s just say we’ve been working in a lot more visits here at Cornell….

• I like making others laugh even if it is at my own expense. I am Rainbow Girl, and MLIGreat. :]

  February 18, 2011 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• The first time we can actually go outside without coats and not freeze and around 800 of us are stuck studying for tonight’s orgo prelim. FOL.

  February 18, 2011 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• My roommate kicked off Valentine’s day weekend by bringing home the girl he knows I like. FML

  February 12, 2011 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• They love me. They want me. They just won’t pay me. FML

  February 9, 2011 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• Of course we don’t have a snow day today. FOLs

  February 1, 2011 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• I have the hugest crush on that Tennessee freshman on our swim team. I’ve heard he only dates asians (furthest thing from black), and that the only black girl he’s ever talked to goes to Harvard. FML

  February 1, 2011 | 4 Comments | Post Comment

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  • YellowFeverisRacist 4:19 pm on February 1, 2011 Permalink | Reply
    

    If he’s one of those creepy fetishists who only dates Asians, you’re better off not even knowing him…

  • Swim 8:49 pm on February 4, 2011 Permalink | Reply
    

    TW? You’re def not his type.

    • crushed 2:45 am on February 11, 2011 Permalink | Reply
      

      Yes TW. how do you know his type? just cause he’s from TN doesn’t mean he’s racist. and way to crush my dreams.

  • bigredswim 11:01 am on March 9, 2011 Permalink | Reply
    

    the boy is whipped. he’s with flawlesspatricelawless. his harvard friend is mad cute tho. T&A ftw.

• I can’t tell if I’m just incredibly tired or mildly hungover. Either way, FML.

  January 30, 2011 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• Last night I slipped on the ice and chipped my tooth. I’m terrified to tell my conservative parents the circumstances around the fall. FML

  January 30, 2011 | 2 Comments | Post Comment

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  • Anonymous 1:36 am on January 31, 2011 Permalink | Reply
    

    So….. what were the circumstances?

  • Anonymous 7:27 pm on February 14, 2011 Permalink | Reply
    

    Really? Why is this complicated? There’s like a foot of ice everywhere you look . .. just say you slipped and fell

• I just grabbed a fruit fly out of the air. MLIG

  January 30, 2011 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• I look retarded in my favorite class, no matter how much I study. FML

  January 28, 2011 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• It’s the first week of class and I have already stopped sleeping. FML

  January 27, 2011 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

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  • Anonymous 6:24 pm on January 27, 2011 Permalink | Reply
    

    You must be up gaming every night.