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• I am an Ag student, and I just got my housing assignment: Cascadilla Hall. FML.

  July 7, 2010 | 6 Comments | Post Comment

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  • Housing sucks 3:16 am on July 13, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    How did you just get it? Are you a transfer?

  • juli 1:20 am on July 20, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    so…im trying to get into cascadilla. i have a single in mews…any chance you have single and want to trade??? or what do you have…?

    • Cruisin' Cornell 3:02 pm on July 20, 2010 Permalink | Reply
      

      Are you a Freshman? Freshmen live on North. Cascadilla, in Collegetown, is for upper classmen.

  • juli 3:52 am on July 21, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    nope im a transfer, junior. i got put in mews because collegetown/transfer dorms were full.

  • wait.. 3:43 am on July 29, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    what’s wrong with Cascadilla?? is it just really far away from classes?

    • yup 8:22 pm on August 1, 2010 Permalink | Reply
      

      yah ags on the opposite side of campus. on the east side of north campus i believe.

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• Last night I cock blocked myself by falling asleep. FML.

  July 5, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• I’m getting paid 19 dollars an hour to doze at my desk for my internship. MLIA

  June 29, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

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  • Cruisin' Cornell 10:29 am on June 30, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    I definitely just watched an episode of Avatar sitting at my desk. Now if only I could get paid nineteen an hour.

• My advisor just cancelled the class he was going to teach in the fall…after I told him how excited I was to take it. FML

  June 15, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• My mom always talks about the “good old days” at Cornell, and how she wants me to go there…but I don’t know if my grades are good enough. FML.

  June 10, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

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  • LoveHateRelationship 9:37 am on June 18, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    That’s probably a good thing. Cornell will eat you ALIVE

• I am twenty years old with a one AM curfew. FML.

  May 31, 2010 | 2 Comments | Post Comment

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  • Anonymous 11:43 pm on May 31, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    19 with 11PM curfew. FML more…especially after coming home from LIBRARIES extremely late nearly every night at Cornell.

  • Anonymous 6:18 pm on July 25, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    I was supposed to be home by sundown until I got to college. The rule’s still there, just not enforceable anymore

• Most of my grades are probably up on JTF by now. I refuse to log on to check them because I’m scared of what they are. FML.

  May 24, 2010 | 2 Comments | Post Comment

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  • Anonymous 2:47 am on May 26, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    josh?

  • hopefullypassing 11:32 am on June 10, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    Boy do I know how that feels…

• I have a recurring dream of shooting my roommate with a bow and arrow. FML.

  But, we’re no longer living together next year, so MLIG?

  May 19, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• Drunk people in the stacks? WTF?! FML

  May 19, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• I transferred out of Cornell. MLIG

  May 19, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• WHEN WILL THIS AWFUL, GODFORSAKEN SEMESTER END? SHOULDN’T CORNELL BE TIRED OF KICKING OUR ASSES BY NOW? FAOLs.

  May 18, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

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  • Anonymous 11:38 pm on May 18, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    Don’t you mean that Cornell should be tired from the beating that it is taking from us? I mean, we leave it bruised and battered after every test it tries to challenge us with.

• Two finals left and all I want to do is sleep. MLIA

  May 17, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• I have two finals back to back tomorrow.. its 5:40 in the morning.. I’m checking Cornell Fml.. FML

  May 17, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• I took an adderall even though I’ve finished all my finals. Since I have a desire to study something, anything, I decided that I’m going to read the Bible… on sparknotes. MLIA.

  May 16, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• Stayfocused is basically the best thing ever.  To the person on PFML, THANK YOU!  MLIG because of you.

  May 16, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

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  • Anonymous 7:42 am on May 16, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    i just discovered it too!!