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  • Today, I’m taking a prelim for an engineering class based on equations, without a formula sheet. FML.

    March 2, 2011 | 1 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: -2

     
    • Anonymous 7:29 pm on March 5, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      Cool story, bro

  • My week – Monday: Chinese quiz. Tuesday: Biochem quiz, physics quiz. Wednesday: Chinese presentation. Thursday: Biochem prelim, repro lab quiz. Friday: Repro prelim, physics problem set, Chinese quiz. FML.

    February 25, 2011 | 2 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +15 / -1

     
    • Anonymous 2:06 pm on February 25, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      May the force be with you.

      • lift up your hearts 12:06 pm on March 10, 2011 Permalink | Reply

        And also with you.

  • Yesterday, it was 50 degrees and beautiful. Today, it’s 15 degrees and snowing like crazy. FOIthacanLs

    February 19, 2011 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +11 / -1

     
  • Long distance is fine until you realize that you can’t have sex during the school year because of distance and you can’t have sex on break because of parental supervision. FML

    February 18, 2011 | 1 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: -8

     
    • Anonymous 11:58 pm on February 23, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      EXACTLY! Let’s just say we’ve been working in a lot more visits here at Cornell….

  • I like making others laugh even if it is at my own expense. I am Rainbow Girl, and MLIGreat. :]

    February 18, 2011 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +2 / -1

     
  • The first time we can actually go outside without coats and not freeze and around 800 of us are stuck studying for tonight’s orgo prelim. FOL.

    February 18, 2011 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +2 / -1

     
  • My roommate kicked off Valentine’s day weekend by bringing home the girl he knows I like. FML

    February 12, 2011 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +3 / -1

     
  • They love me. They want me. They just won’t pay me. FML

    February 9, 2011 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +3 / -1

     
  • Of course we don’t have a snow day today. FOLs

    February 1, 2011 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +2 / -1

     
  • I have the hugest crush on that Tennessee freshman on our swim team. I’ve heard he only dates asians (furthest thing from black), and that the only black girl he’s ever talked to goes to Harvard. FML

    February 1, 2011 | 4 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +4 / -0

     
    • YellowFeverisRacist 4:19 pm on February 1, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      If he’s one of those creepy fetishists who only dates Asians, you’re better off not even knowing him…

    • Swim 8:49 pm on February 4, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      TW? You’re def not his type.

      • crushed 2:45 am on February 11, 2011 Permalink | Reply

        Yes TW. how do you know his type? just cause he’s from TN doesn’t mean he’s racist. and way to crush my dreams.

    • bigredswim 11:01 am on March 9, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      the boy is whipped. he’s with flawlesspatricelawless. his harvard friend is mad cute tho. T&A ftw.

  • I can’t tell if I’m just incredibly tired or mildly hungover. Either way, FML.

    January 30, 2011 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: -1

     
  • Last night I slipped on the ice and chipped my tooth. I’m terrified to tell my conservative parents the circumstances around the fall. FML

    January 30, 2011 | 2 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +3 / -0

     
    • Anonymous 1:36 am on January 31, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      So….. what were the circumstances?

    • Anonymous 7:27 pm on February 14, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      Really? Why is this complicated? There’s like a foot of ice everywhere you look . .. just say you slipped and fell

  • I just grabbed a fruit fly out of the air. MLIG

    January 30, 2011 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +14 / -1

     
  • I look retarded in my favorite class, no matter how much I study. FML

    January 28, 2011 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +7 / -1

     
  • It’s the first week of class and I have already stopped sleeping. FML

    January 27, 2011 | 1 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +5 / -0

     
    • Anonymous 6:24 pm on January 27, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      You must be up gaming every night.

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