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• Today in anatomy lab we typed our blood- I’m A+. Sadly that is probably the only time I’ll get an A+ on a test at Cornell. FML

  March 31, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• Today, I was talking to someone from my hometown whom I haven’t talked to in awhile. While we were both catching up, I attempted to brag slightly about studying in Cornell. He, confused, then asked me, “What’s a cornell?” FML.

  February 22, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• I’m an engineer. I live with a hotely. FML.

  February 27, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• Its 40 degrees right now, we think it’s nice out. FOLs

  March 9, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• The only walks of shame I do come after spending the night….in Duffield. FMSexL.

  April 14, 2010 | 2 Comments | Post Comment

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  • Cruisin' Cornell 12:46 pm on April 15, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    Best FML ever.

  • your neighborhood fwb 6:13 pm on April 23, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    SO GREAT! I love it

• The CUPD emailed us to warn us against feeding the strays…Not dogs, hippies. MLIA.

  February 22, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• Today while walking to class and avoiding ice and snow, I slipped on a patch of salt. FML.

  February 22, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• While studying I got distracted and decided to play the ipod magic 8-ball game. I asked it how I would do on my anatomy practical. The song that came on- “Too little too late”. FML

  March 17, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• I saw Happy Dave at Target. He was not happy. FML.

  February 22, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

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  • Unknown 9:32 pm on February 22, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    What in the world could make Happy Dave not happy?

• My English teacher said my prose was “flowing, lucid, and witty. Very well done”. I just got a C+ on my history paper, because my teacher said “try to avoid using such large words and complex sentences”. FML

  February 23, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• Today, I went to CTB and attempted to order a small tai chi. FML

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• Harvard lost tonight in both women’s and men’s hockey. We beat them. OLAG.

  March 12, 2010 | 2 Comments | Post Comment

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  • Moderator 9:59 pm on March 12, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    Now to repeat that tomorrow night!

  • Brown 4:45 pm on March 28, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    Excellent.

• I bought a Dragon Day t-shirt today. Now I can avoid doing laundry for one more day because I have a clean shirt to wear tomorrow. MLIA

  March 1, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• Prelims week has been hell. I can’t even get wasted to make myself feel better because I gave up alcohol for Lent. FML

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• Today, I read a MLIA where someone said that OH sideways is a person
  doing a split. I immediately thought of hydroxide ions FML

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  • Cat 4:03 pm on April 8, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    Ohio sideways, on the other hand, looks like the letter D.