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• The Probation Committee is meeting again tomorrow. I hope my appeal is enough to get me back in this semester… FML

  July 25, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• Was at the mall yesterday and happened to see a skanky girl wearing a Cornell 2014 shirt. While for the most part FOLs, there are going to be some very happy guys.

  July 22, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

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  • maybe? 6:37 am on July 25, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    Who knows? She might be a chemical engineer who ends up destroying curves on every test,
    or………not

• Class got cancelled and now I am down to 13 credits and a difficult spot to fill. FML.

  July 22, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• I just got dumped, because I didn’t want to “share my feelings”. FML
  But then someone sent me this video:
  http://www.atom.com/funny_videos/take_you_home/?xrs=orea_craig_youhome
  MLIG!

  July 21, 2010 | 2 Comments | Post Comment

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  • Anonymous 5:09 pm on July 26, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    Didn’t you post this on PrincetonFML?

    • Cruisin' Cornell 9:20 am on July 27, 2010 Permalink | Reply
      

      A couple of our posts are reposted there, or their posts are reposted here. I’ve seen the Princeton people complain about other schools stealing theirs. Of course, there is no way to check for veracity.

• I am an Ag student, and I just got my housing assignment: Cascadilla Hall. FML.

  July 7, 2010 | 4 Comments | Post Comment

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  • Housing sucks 3:16 am on July 13, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    How did you just get it? Are you a transfer?

  • juli 1:20 am on July 20, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    so…im trying to get into cascadilla. i have a single in mews…any chance you have single and want to trade??? or what do you have…?

    • Cruisin' Cornell 3:02 pm on July 20, 2010 Permalink | Reply
      

      Are you a Freshman? Freshmen live on North. Cascadilla, in Collegetown, is for upper classmen.

  • juli 3:52 am on July 21, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    nope im a transfer, junior. i got put in mews because collegetown/transfer dorms were full.

• Last night I cock blocked myself by falling asleep. FML.

  July 5, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• I’m getting paid 19 dollars an hour to doze at my desk for my internship. MLIA

  June 29, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

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  • Cruisin' Cornell 10:29 am on June 30, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    I definitely just watched an episode of Avatar sitting at my desk. Now if only I could get paid nineteen an hour.

• My advisor just cancelled the class he was going to teach in the fall…after I told him how excited I was to take it. FML

  June 15, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• My mom always talks about the “good old days” at Cornell, and how she wants me to go there…but I don’t know if my grades are good enough. FML.

  June 10, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

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  • LoveHateRelationship 9:37 am on June 18, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    That’s probably a good thing. Cornell will eat you ALIVE

• I am twenty years old with a one AM curfew. FML.

  May 31, 2010 | 2 Comments | Post Comment

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  • Anonymous 11:43 pm on May 31, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    19 with 11PM curfew. FML more…especially after coming home from LIBRARIES extremely late nearly every night at Cornell.

  • Anonymous 6:18 pm on July 25, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    I was supposed to be home by sundown until I got to college. The rule’s still there, just not enforceable anymore

• Most of my grades are probably up on JTF by now. I refuse to log on to check them because I’m scared of what they are. FML.

  May 24, 2010 | 2 Comments | Post Comment

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  • Anonymous 2:47 am on May 26, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    josh?

  • hopefullypassing 11:32 am on June 10, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    Boy do I know how that feels…

• I have a recurring dream of shooting my roommate with a bow and arrow. FML.

  But, we’re no longer living together next year, so MLIG?

  May 19, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• Drunk people in the stacks? WTF?! FML

  May 19, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• I transferred out of Cornell. MLIG

  May 19, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• WHEN WILL THIS AWFUL, GODFORSAKEN SEMESTER END? SHOULDN’T CORNELL BE TIRED OF KICKING OUR ASSES BY NOW? FAOLs.

  May 18, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

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  • Anonymous 11:38 pm on May 18, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    Don’t you mean that Cornell should be tired from the beating that it is taking from us? I mean, we leave it bruised and battered after every test it tries to challenge us with.